Knife or Luggage?

I've heard of a Swiss Army knife, but have you ever heard of Swiss Army luggage? It must be some pretty impressive stuff to carry the coveted and almost institutionalized name of Swiss Army. Maybe it has a handle that doubles as a knife or a cork screw in the wheel or something cool like that! Isn't that what Swiss Army is known for?? Cool and crafty stuff? At any rate, it must be the best stuff around to have to carry the burden of that infamous name, huh?

I would love to get some new luggage that would last longer and hold up better than this stuff we lug out every time we need to head to see family or on a vacation. We got it on super sale or something for five pieces, but it is wholey unimpressive and slightly embarrassing to carry around. Oh, well. We can't all have Swiss Army, right?