Do you know...

...what you get when you put a red Gameboy in the microwave for approximately 5 seconds on Valentine's Day?
You get:
1- spanked
2- a few favorite toys go into 'toy time-out' for a few weeks
3- smoke
4- a really bad rotten egg smell!
5- a dead Gameboy that get's thrown in the garbage
6- a microwave that proceeds to cook things from the inside out!!