Tres Quotes

The following has been heard recently from our word proficient 4-year-old.

"Bryant, just chill out... like scrambled eggs!"

"Only when I go outside, do I get to go outside. Then I'm outside, and I can be outside."

"Mom, look at that!" Then he points to the contents of the toilet bowl he has just filled. "They look like peanuts!"

"If you do it my way, then we can all be happy."