Soggy Socks!

I know I tell a lot of Tres stories, but he is the most active right now! One of his more recent escapades what on Labor Day. I couldn't find him in his room, so I went looking for him all over the house. I found him in his bathroom standing over the toilet bowl... soaking wet... dipping his socks (which he had removed) into the water! I was afraid he might try to flush them, so I said "Tres-man! What are you doing?" He jumped and looked startled for a minute... then he smiled and said "They go swimmin' momma!" It was hard to punish him for that one!